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07 June 2022

Road Runner Rules

This Tuesday’s session of Crow’s Nest Creative Writers began
with a prompt to describe our previous week as a meal AND equipment. Responses

  • A many-scooped many-flavoured ice cream sundae being whizzed
    around on a chainsaw belt
  • Strawberries and cream in a worn-out plastic shopping bag
  • Chicken ‘n’ a chainsaw
  • A cake spade holey / holed like a sieve (with the hope of
    filtering out the grit in some bolognese mince as it’s being served)
  • A meal which is invisible (I have to keep checking under
    different plates to locate it.)

Our next task was to articulate limbo as a taste, texture,
smell, sound, feeling, movement, or sight. Responses included:

  • Looking at the space between your bed and the floor
  • Elevation
  • Chewing gum that’s lost its flavour
  • Chewing gum in general (because you never eat it)
  • Floating in the void
  • Phlegm caught in the throat
  • Sunday evening
  • Velvet
  • 4am
  • Your arm bent back as far as it will go
  • Cornflour and water
  • Deferred worry (a positive procrastination tip I saw on
  • Plasma
  • The fourth state of matter

Our next task was for at least one of these brainstormed
elements to inform a problem that a character has to deal with.

Antosh then introduced us to a resource to inspire
limitations we could pose on our writing. It is a list of rules (see below) from
the writer, Chuck Jones, of the classic cartoon ‘Wile E. Coyote and the Road

We watched some clips of the cartoon and read through the
list of rules, which we felt were clearly followed, except for when the
Road Runner was mid-air (perhaps breaking Rule 5?).

Our task was to come up with our own set of rules, in order
to keep a character within a liminal space / scenario. In the same way as the
Road Runner rules, they could act in part as shorthand for situations our characters
might typically go through (e.g Rule 8).

Here is what we came up with together…


The character has a goal they can never achieve.


The goal is always nearly achieved or is always in sight.


They can never do the same thing again.


They can never explain their reasoning for the goal (because
they don’t know themselves.)


They can give up.


No more than three characters.

We also debated a RULE 7, similar to Rule 2 in the Road
Runner rules, which would be ‘The only thing that stops the character achieving
the goal is themselves’, so that their conflict wasn’t only due to environmental factors.

Our final task was to write a scene using our rules.

Louise was glad to have followed all the rules, while Conrad
realised after the task that he had broken Rule 4; Antosh suggested it was an
example of how the rules could be a good tool for editing, coming back to
rewrite the scene so it followed them more closely. Libby’s character had a
goal similar to the Greek myth of Sisyphos, having to push a boulder up a hill.

Crow’s Nest returns next week at MAST Mayflower Studios.


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