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18 November 2025

Posted by Harley Truslove

Cautionary Tales & Christmassy Opening Lines

Ali was so tired this session, and was willing to pay - in chocolate coins - for the opening line of her next novel, so everyone sat down to write her their best Christmassy pitches. We had an exhausted Father Christmas bemoaning December, candy canes as weapons, and calling an airstrike on the sleigh after getting dust as a present yet again.


Then we moved onto our main theme for the evening: cautionary tales! Ali read us a couple of choice excerpts from Beastly Boys and Ghastly Girls to show us some good examples of horrid children meeting their comeuppance. After performing a cautionary tale she had written about a girl who was on her phone too much, Ali got us to create one of our own. We discussed ideas of things that annoyed us, and turned that into a tale – the picture is attached below!


Finally, our writers penned individual cautionary tales. We had slow walkers stepping on land mines, a ranger at a sleepaway camp attacking children as she told them why the camp no longer celebrated Christmas, and shower hogs being drowned. 


Megan was our writer of the week this week with her beautifully atmospheric Christmas opening lines!

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